Water drinks Michael Phelps.

This post is to honor Michael Phelps, the greatest human being alive. He now has a website for Chuck Norris-like facts about himself, here are a few:

Water drinks Michael Phelps.

Newborn dolphins learn to swim by watching footage of Michael Phelps.

Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space.

If you look into the eye of a hurricane you will see Michael Phelps swimming.

Sure Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.

Chuck Norris eats bears, Michael Phelps eats bear-eating sharks.

When Michael Phelps was born he swam out of his mother in 4.5 seconds which was a world record. The previous world record was 5 seconds which was also set by Michael Phelps.